Hey, hi. I'm Andi.

And I'm stoked you're here.

The Clif's Notes?

I'm a professional food & bev photographer, comedian, entrepreneur, dabbler in things, currently stirring up trouble in San Diego. I run a few businesses and do a few things, and this site is a catch all for whatever is leftover from my other endeavors' sites.

My Ventures

Look, I Take My Jokes Too Far Sometimes.

So... want a joke shirt? Satire, anyone?

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Patriots Don't Pasteurize - Light 100% Cotton Shirt

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Joke shirt. I swear it's a joke. This is satire. Please understand, I don't even drink cow's milk because I'm a dirty, tattooed leftist. But the shirts are real if you want to laugh at silly people with me. The shirt is 100% cotton, made to order to be more sustainable. See? Dirty leftist.

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Interested In My Art?

I have some prints of some of my favorite photos I've taken over the years available, as well.

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